It's often a complaint of hawks past and present that one of Dave's main stipulations is that gigs on a Saturday night during the football season must be finished by 10.25. This gives him time to race back to the dressing room and watch Des Lynham and his pundit mates review the highlights of the days action on the Premiership. Trouble is the rest of them can't stand football! Here we see Danny, Huw and Alan attempt to feign interest as Dave tries to explain the complexities of the off side rule, whilst Harvey just looks downright bored.

Meanwhile we see Danny, who was always keen to impress Dave,  pointing to where he believes that Dumpy has cunningly concealed a football. (bit of advice Danny, the clue's in the name "Dumpy")

What can you say about this one, a side profile of Alan, nuff said!

Dave looks on in amusement as Alan and Harvey battle it out in the final of that well known rock 'n' roll pastime the "biscuit game".
(if you don't know what that involves ask a friend, preferably a close one)